Pairing: ANYTHING GOES, MAN. But for sake of tagging Sungmin/Donghae
Rating: PG, for you may fear chess and Pluto. SPACE HELMETS REQUIRED
“I was only 5 years old when I had a match quite like this,” our hero, Aiden Lee, muttered as he moved the King piece into position, ready to take on his opponent’s feeble Queen.
“What are you talking about, Sir Dooly? I certainly know how to play chess! I’m completely flabbergasted that you would think that… oh… uh… Where does this Knight go?” He twiddled his knight piece and knocked over Dooly’s knight and queen. Superb move! Pizzazz! STYLE?! Only one such as myself could have made a daring move. To be noted in history, he thought. Aiden stared at the waterlogged stuffed dinosaur. Poor boy never stood a chance against the mysterious and champion-like Aiden Lee.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. The Chess Champion stood up, consequently losing the chess board in vast of ice cold water. Glurbglurb, wood floats well, but the board stood no chance.
“…Donghae you fucking idiot, that was my good chessboard. Get the hell out so I can take a shower,” a very unamused Shindong said as he was ticked that the bathroom was taken up by his bumbling roommate.
Aiden Lee stood up, his trunks drenched, his teeth clattering. Truly this Pluto coldness would get over him, or he’d make the cold feel the HEAT OF THE SUN YAAAAH. He stood in a karate chop hold, being stared at by the Plutonian. The heat on his galaxy’s sun would make this humanoid warm up.
“Kaaaaaaaay” Aiden Lee twinkled down the hallway with his loving wife, Madam Sungmin Lee, and tiny stuffed bunny daughter Boram.